- girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
- me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
- girlfriends father: haha sweet
I’m never the one who gets called first.
I’m never the best friend.
I’m never the one someone falls in love with.
I’m never the best at school.
I’m never the funniest person.
I’m never the most entertaining person at parties.
I’m never the one someone tells a story first.
I just exist. And I’m sick of it.
DAMN YOU KINGDOM HEARTS.
DAMN YOU AND YOUR STUPIDLY TOUCHING AND SAD AS FUCK STORY LINES.
YOU KNOW WHO’S LOSING A HEART NEXT?! ME. THE ANSWER IS ME.